1. fallontonight:

    Jimmy shows his favorite fan-submitted screengrabs!

  2. gosimpsonic:

"Faster, rickshaw driver, faster!"
"Sir, the whip isn’t helping."
"Silence! You call yourself a Chinaman?"

    gosimpsonic:

    "Faster, rickshaw driver, faster!"

    "Sir, the whip isn’t helping."

    "Silence! You call yourself a Chinaman?"

  3. gosimpsonic:

"Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button?"
“What button? What the hell are you talking about?!”

    gosimpsonic:

    "Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button?"

    What button? What the hell are you talking about?!”

  4. Lmaoooooooooo

  5. gosimpsonic:

Do I hear the sound of butting in? That’s gotta be little Lisa Simpson, Springfield’s answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!

    gosimpsonic:

    Do I hear the sound of butting in? That’s gotta be little Lisa Simpson, Springfield’s answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!

  6. gosimpsonic:

"Hey, guys, just so you guys don’t hear any wild rumors, I’m being indicted for fraud in Australia."
"Pfft. That’s no reason to block the TV."

    gosimpsonic:

    "Hey, guys, just so you guys don’t hear any wild rumors, I’m being indicted for fraud in Australia."

    "Pfft. That’s no reason to block the TV."

  7. Mas Simpsons aqui

    Lmao, it’s in a foreign language, but he’s asking him to cut off those sideburns, twice, before firing him. god it’s hilarious

  8. Family

    Just to be clear, I love my grandparents to pieces, and I’m trying not to be disrespectful/unnecessarily negative towards them. Just today I felt they were quite unfair to me and I kinda wanna get it out.

    Me and my sister visited them today and the topic of conversation eventually passed on to my cousin Lucy. She was recently accepted as a graduate into the metropolitan police service (and it is a service, not a force, see hot fuzz for clarification) and next week gets the uniform and starts her thing. That’s fine, I’m proud of her and I hope she really enjoys it. The fact of the matter is though, that’s pretty much what I’ve wanted to do since I was about fifteen (although only really confident enough to publicly a knowledge this to people since like 18 or something, definitely thought people would laugh at me haha).

    My cousin always wanted to be a teacher and had been accepted into the met along with other teaching roles, ultimately deciding the police was for her. Not that it’s really relevant but this was something my nan described to me as being mainly a financial decision. Which is fair, the police look after you, particularly if you go into accelerated training. It certainly hurt a little bit when my nan was talking about how she was going to be the first in the family to be in the police (I’m trying not to be a dick, but I’ve always wanted that, and she’s done it at the last minute, I’m fairly sure the idea came from my mum mentioning to her that’s what I was doing), the fact that she is in accelerated training (something I’m aiming for but is pretty fucking difficult) leaves a little bit of pressure. There’s a direct comparative right there between me and Lucy for everyone to see about how suitable we are for the job I’ve always wanted to do. If I don’t pull it off it’ll certainly sting, i imagine my mum will be stung a whole lot more.

    All of this is fairly aggravating, but what really gets me is the idea that I’m completely ignorant about the whole process. I could’ve told you a long time ago exactly what Lucy would have gone through, what she was going to go through now she was in and what the job actually entails. Suddenly I have members of my family talking to me like they’re informing me of all of this. I don’t know, it’s just all fairly depressing. When it comes to it, if I exceed in what I want to do, the best I can do is match my cousin, that’s it. It’s not a competition at all, but for somebody who (and I know it’s both pathetic and completely my own fault) feels inferior and pretty stupid/underachieving already after fucking a levels it’s another comparison which although not important will always be there. There’s a selfish part of me that thought the police could be my thing, it wouldn’t matter what everyone else was doing, I’d have my own thing and it’d be important. I guess going through all that as number 2 now is just a tad demoralising, my grandparents just accidentally put on a plate exactly how I think it’ll be perceived. It’s not important and I don’t begrudge Lucy at all, she’s onto a winner and I’m proud of her, she’s family, I love her too (despite an admittedly distant relationship) but personally it’s just a bit of a bummer. I’m being selfish and a bit of a dick but it just makes me feel a bit crap, suck on that world.

    Peace x

  9. fray24472:

    themazerunnerdaily:

    (x)

    he just sums up his life in 2 sentences