I love how Lemony Snicket can be all deep like
“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.”
but then there’s also
“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”
Lemony Snicket always speaks such truth, it’s difficult to stop reblogging
'It doesn't take courage to kill someone,' Klaus said. 'It takes a severe lack of moral stamina.'
I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
The moral of ‘The Three Bears’, for instance, is “Never break into someone else’s house”. The moral of ‘Snow White’ is “Never eat apples”. The moral of World War One is “Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.
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Lemony Snicket (via observando)
so so clever, one of the best things I think I ever read in a book, so unexpected yet so funny, genius, absolute genius.
If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means ‘flunk’.
Hmmmmm, idk. I hate change, I miss lots of things. I miss House, it was a sensational tv show, bloody love House. The whole thing was just amazing.
My favourite place is right here, home. I say it’s my favourite place, it’s not really about the place, it’s about the people but still. I love it here. My family is all here, the great big city of London is right on my doorstep, the world is your oyster here. Because of that regardless of if its uni time or not I know that when I’m here seeing Lisa or Lee will always be fairly straightforward. Almost everyone I love lives here, James, Charlie and Chloë never left, so they’re always here when I am. Everyone else comes back here in the end too, it’s the best place on earth. I could go on for agessss, everything I want and need is here, I have to go back tomorrow and that sucks but still, when I get to Aber (also a very special place) that’ll be fine, there are awesome people there too. And I’ll always be coming back here, I’ll be back halfway through april for easter, thats nothing, back before you know it, I already can’t wait and I haven’t even left yet. So yeah, favourite place in the world, hertfordshire, love it.