1. slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

  2. sizvideos:

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  3. timrous-beastie:

    andrewneilblog:

    'Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book' - Tom Pride 

    Colour Iain’s face a deep shade of cock

  4. poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

    poorhornycat:

    sunscorchx:

    Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

    So it turned itself transparent.

    stick it to the man, Squid.

  5. the1dlifeforme:

    Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

  6. gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

    gigaguess:

    You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

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  7. masterofpossimpible:

    One of the many reasons I love Neil.

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  9. officialdowney:


don’t get arrested kids because
you will never look this fucking good for your mugshot

    officialdowney:

    don’t get arrested kids because

    you will never look this fucking good for your mugshot